‘Even when packing a punch, her demeanour is breezy, frank and friendly, making her wickedly engaging company ... a fully equipped comedian’
- Chortle

‘Razor wit and brutal honesty ... outstanding'
- The List

​‘A star of the future … Lauren Pattison is set for fame’
– The List

​'Pattison has the warm likeability of Jason Cook or Chris Ramsey, a filthy frankness that Sarah Millican would blush at, and a willingness to prepare as little for her shows as possible when they're at the gestating stage that brings her into Ross Noble's orbit.'
- The List

‘A breath of feisty fresh air ... catch her while you still can'
- The Herald

‘Side-splittingly funny ... completely unmissable'
- Ed Fest Mag​

​'A focused, supremely assured performer'
- The Scotsman

​‘Deliciously bawdy'
- The Telegraph

​'Outstanding and accomplished ... pitch-perfect
- The Skinny

​‘heart wrenching and hilarious'
- Sunday Times​

'This is a woman who knows what she is doing when it comes to comedy.'
- Funny Women

​'Intensely raw, beautiful and very, very funny'
- Ticketmaster

​'Fast, forthright and filthy'
- The Guardian